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Strangeo Forum Fortunately/Unfortunately   1 | 2 | ... | 4 | 5 | 6 | ... | 30 | 31 Code Monkey evolnemesis   5/26/2014 Unfortunately, the emperor was immediately and brutally assassinated when he got back to the palace by his own advisor and several members of the Senate who had a grudge against him. The four were quickly shackled and imprisoned as friends of the emperor, and were scheduled to fight unarmed in the arena against the lions the next morning for sport. "For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love." "We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan   VioletGrendel   5/27/2014 Fortunately, they didn't realise Greg the telepathic pineapple was one of them, so he felled the guards with a mental lightning bolt, and they dashed off out of the dungeons, and made their way to Ostia, the port of Rome. What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 42!   Slohse   5/27/2014 Unfortunately, One of the croud members who was zapped had the key to the door.   VioletGrendel   5/28/2014 Fortunately, the deaf pineapple and yoyo expert just happened to be an expert on judo as well. What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 42!   althalus99   5/29/2014 Unfortunately he forgot this, what with being senile and all. Viva las Vegas - or not, it's up to you.   Code Monkey evolnemesis   5/29/2014 Fortunately, the gates had already been very weakened by other prisoner's escape attempts over the last few years, and had not been fixed because the previous emperor didn't think spending money or labor on maintenance was worth it, so the hinges broke almost right away as soon as they pushed on the gate, and the gate fell open. "For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love." "We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan   VioletGrendel   5/30/2014 Unfortunately, an escaped herd of elephants for the games was rushing down the street towards them! What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 42!   Tarilithina     6/1/2014 Fortunately, Nadia remembered just in time that elephants are scared of mice, and that she could use this to stop the stampede. Hi!   VioletGrendel   6/2/2014 Unfortunately she didn't have any mice to hand. What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 42!   althalus99   6/2/2014 Fortunately, Jared did have some mice on him what with being a rather quirky fellow and, in a brief moment of lucidity, distracted the elephants away from them. Viva las Vegas - or not, it's up to you.   Code Monkey evolnemesis   6/2/2014 Unfortunately the scared elephants stampeded right into the bars of the lion cages releasing the arena's entire stock of about 50 lions, all of whom were very hungry, and now also quite agitated thanks to being startled by their cage being broken open and the presence of the elephants. "For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love." "We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan   VioletGrendel   6/3/2014 Fortunately the elephants broke down the beast fighters' cells too, and they ran out and slew the lions. What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 42!   Tarilithina     6/5/2014 Unfortunately, the mice were telekinetic, and the sudden commotion caused by the elephants had startled them into running amok through the city, tearing down walls, stealing food, and creating havoc. Hi!   Slohse   6/7/2014 Fortunately, It was suddenly muffin time, and all the animals and pineapples and people sat down to eat tea and drink muffins.   VioletGrendel   6/7/2014 Unfortunately muffins and tea hadn't been invented yet, so they had to eat garum instead, a disgusting roman sauce made from fermented fish. What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 42!   Code Monkey evolnemesis   6/13/2014 Fortunately, the telekinetic mice ate all the garum before they had to eat any of it. "For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love." "We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan   Slohse   6/15/2014 unfortunately, The party had to stop immediately because nadia remembered she had everything she needed to build the time machine.   LoverIan   6/21/2014 Fortunately, the telekinetic mic zapped Nadia with a FORGET FORGET FORGET BEAM, to make her have amnesia so that the party could resume beep   VioletGrendel   6/21/2014 Unfortunately they were all swallowed by a space warp and appeared on an island on a different planet. What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 42!   Code Monkey evolnemesis   6/22/2014 Fortunately, this was the same planet their friends, the floating telekinetic arms, had come from. "For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love." "We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan   LoverIan   6/28/2014 Unfortunately the planet had been overrun by an invasive species, the head & hand eating, flying psychic feet! beep   Code Monkey evolnemesis   7/3/2014 Fortunately, the feet lacked opposable thumbs, so they were unable to wield weapons effectively. So by the time our friends arrived, the arms, who had weapons AND psychic powers, were beating back the invasion quite 'hand'ily. "For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love." "We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan   VioletGrendel   7/4/2014 Unfortunately, as the party arrived on the planet a ship full of daleks landed on the planet! What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 42!   althalus99   7/5/2014 Fortunately, the atmosphere on the planet(called Thoris) interfered with the Daleks' machinery and caused them to either revert to their "Ironside" butler/soldier forms or sing Christmas carols on a loop, waving their former weaponry about while occasionaly shouting "You've all done very well!". Viva las Vegas - or not, it's up to you.   LoverIan   7/9/2014 Unfortunately a squad of laywers beamed onto the landing bay, filing lawsuits in triplicate at the Party for being involved with a copyrighted product beep   VioletGrendel   7/10/2014 Fortunately, the lawyers were all sent mad when one of the daleks recited vogon poetry. What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 42!   Slohse   7/11/2014 Unfortunately, Nadia and Greg had forgotten to cover their ears, and thus awoke from a coma each with a missing left thumb.   Harlow   7/20/2014 Fortunately, they were able to replace their thumbs with some nearby bananas.   VioletGrendel   7/20/2014 Unfortunately, the deaf pineapple and string expert who was also an expert on judo ate the bananas What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 42!   althalus99   7/20/2014 Fortunately, the inhabitants of the planet had, because of being floating arms and heads, designed the atmosphere to make people regrow any lost fingers or thumbs after 2 hours of being aware of missing one. Viva las Vegas - or not, it's up to you.   Code Monkey evolnemesis   7/28/2014 Unfortunately, the regrown thumbs were self-aware, and did not appreciate being attached to non-floating, non-telepathic limbs... So they proceeded to take out their frustration by viciously poking at Nadia and Greg's eyes and snubbing their noses. "For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love." "We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan   LoverIan   8/3/2014 Fortunately Nadia and Greg were wearing sunglasses, and snubbing was not an invented concept yet in their existence beep   Slohse   8/12/2014 Unfortunately the daleks called for backup and zapped the thumbs so they would try to get to Greg to use him for their own time machine and destroy the earth in prehistoric times creating a paradox so that they would never have gotten Greg. Being evil they trapped Nadia and Jared in the time vortex with no hope of escape!   VioletGrendel   8/13/2014 Fortunately, Elric of Melnibonè was on a dream quest at the time, strolling along the moonbeam roads. He passed Nadia and Jared and fished them out of the time vortex, despite his sword's ominous rumblings. What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 42!   VioletGrendel   8/19/2014 Has my fortunately stumped everyone? What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 42!       replies cannot be added because this thread has been locked. prev | 1 | 2 | ... | 4 | 5 | 6 | ... | 30 | 31 | next

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