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Slohse
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8/19/2014 | |
Unfortunately, All this space-time traveling Had ripped a hole in the time vortex, causing every bit of history to turn into white space.
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althalus99
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8/19/2014 | |
Fortunately, Greg the Pineapple* had been a computer programmer as well as a biker when he was a human and knew just what to do. He opened a command prompt in the white space and typed:
int main();
cout << "Hello universe!" << endl;
return 0; |
This basically acted as a "Let there be light" kind of thing and caused the universe to reboot itself, plonking Nadia, Jared, and Elric back on Earth with Greg back on his new home planet of Thoris.
*For those who don't remember, we last saw him heading off with the telepathic hand-heads, meaning that he had been on Thoris when everything went to pot.
Viva las Vegas - or not, it's up to you. |
VioletGrendel
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8/20/2014 | |
Unfortunately, nuclear war had just broken out on Earth!
What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
42!
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Peppery One
Papriko
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8/20/2014 | |
Fortunately, earth only has non-functional toy models of nukes.
Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... |
Wee Scrivener
Trell
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8/22/2014 | |
Unfortunately, scientists invented something more powerful than nuclear missiles.
Trell
"Holy crap in a casket!" |
VioletGrendel
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8/24/2014 | |
Fortunately, they had discovered it on Mars.
What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
42!
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Wee Scrivener
Trell
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8/27/2014 | |
Unfortunately, they plan on travelling to Mars to get it.
Trell
"Holy crap in a casket!" |
VioletGrendel
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8/29/2014 | |
Fortunately, they hadn't discovered light speed travel yet, so they couldn't get there yet for a whole year.
What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
42!
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Slohse
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9/12/2014 | |
Unfortunately, Nadia was still in the past, on a distant planet ruled by our seahorse overlords *neverdoubttheworm* and the oncoming war had little to no effect on the story.
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Slohse
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9/15/2014 | |
REVIVING!
Fortunately, everyone traveled to the distance future!
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VioletGrendel
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9/17/2014 | |
Unfortunately, distant future happened to be Creatures,mso everyone got attacked by grendels!
What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
42!
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Slohse
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10/11/2014 | |
Fortunately, the hand locked the doors and the grendels couldn't get through.
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Peppery One
Papriko
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10/12/2014 | |
Unfortunately, the grendels had lockpicks.
Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... |
Wee Scrivener
Trell
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10/12/2014 | |
Fortunately, they didn't know how to use them.
Trell
"Holy crap in a casket!" |
VioletGrendel
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10/12/2014 | |
Unfortunately, the called in the banshee, who did!
What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
42!
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Patient Pirate
ylukyun
Manager
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10/12/2014 | |
Fortunately, the Banshee had no hands and was mute. |
Slohse
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10/12/2014 | |
Unfortunately, the banshee was friends with the telepathic hands.
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Wee Scrivener
Trell
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10/12/2014 | |
Fortunately, they were on vacation.
Trell
"Holy crap in a casket!" |
VioletGrendel
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10/14/2014 | |
Unfortunately, they just came back from their holiday
What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
42!
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Peppery One
Papriko
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10/14/2014 | |
Fortunately, their car broke down after half the way.
Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... |
Patient Pirate
ylukyun
Manager
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10/15/2014 | |
Unfortunately it broke down in front of a car repair shop. |
Wee Scrivener
Trell
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10/15/2014 | |
Fortunately, it was closed.
Trell
"Holy crap in a casket!" |
Peppery One
Papriko
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10/16/2014 | |
Unfortunately, it was only closed for lunch break.
Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... |
Wee Scrivener
Trell
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10/16/2014 | |
Fortunately, they had gone out for lunch and gotten lost.
Trell
"Holy crap in a casket!" |
VioletGrendel
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11/19/2014 | |
Unfortuneatly, they discovered a large tourist map, one of those things in big glass boxes, and that showed them the way back.
What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
42!
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KC11
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11/19/2014 | |
Fortunately, the shop wasn't equipped to handle their model of car
Do not upset the ugly worm, lest it be a dragon in disguise. (>oo)>
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K@nilb
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11/19/2014 | |
Unfortunately, the shop did have a used car for sale. |
Code Monkey
evolnemesis
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11/19/2014 | |
Fortunately, the used car was outside of the hands' price range...
"For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love."
"We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan |
VioletGrendel
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11/20/2014 | |
Unfortunately, the hands had just won a million euro.
What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
42!
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K@nilb
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11/20/2014 | |
Fortunately the car was out of petrol. |
Patient Pirate
ylukyun
Manager
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11/22/2014 | |
Unfortunately, it was an electric car |
VioletGrendel
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11/23/2014 | |
Fortunately, by the time the hands got to the locked door to help the banshee and grendels, it had taken so long that the grendels had died of old age and the banshee had wandered off to do something else.
What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
42!
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Slohse
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11/25/2014 | |
Unfortunately, the hand had wandered off as well, and the doors where unlocked. Thereby making it easy to get the telepathic hands to call the banshee and get in with a new generation of baby grendels that where purple polkadotted and named Steve.
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VioletGrendel
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11/26/2014 | |
Fortunately, during this time, Nadia, Jared and Elric had hatched hundreds of Hardman norns, and the sight of all these sworn grendel-slayers was enough to make all the Steves turn tail and flee.
What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
42!
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Slohse
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11/27/2014 | |
Unfortunately, David tennant appeared, dropped off Sherlock, and whispered something into the hardman leader's ear that made him flee as the Steve's turned into cybermen!
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