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 althalus99  |
Fortunately, this fact WAS scientifically accurate, to an extent - the pirates were very poor scientists, and had synthesised their own version of thermite which did not burn underwater. Nice save, Althalus, nice save... Viva las Vegas - or not, it's up to you. |
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 Lodestar Doringo  |
Unfortunately, instead of burning underwater it creates a massive, cataclysmic whirlpool. |
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 Mandymom |
Fortunately the hand got spun to where it wished to go, as it used the whirlpool to build montenum. Grendels aren't so bad, but I love Ettins! They're adorable! The complexity of creatures is quite amazing. |
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 VioletGrendel |
Unfortunately, where it wanted to go was full of crocodiles. What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 42! |
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althalus99 |
Fortunately, this was why the hand wanted to be there in the first place, as it had a natural affinity for animals. Viva las Vegas - or not, it's up to you. |
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 punkmogwai |
Unfortunately, the crocodiles didn't have a natural affinity for hands. |
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VioletGrendel |
Fortunately, the hand had a magic soothing aura. What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 42! |
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Lodestar Doringo |
Unfortunately, the aura smelt like garlic and onions. |
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 Patient Pirate ylukyun Manager |
Fortunately, the aura repelled approaching vampires, saving the crocodiles from them and rendering the crocodiles indebted to the hand. |
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Lodestar Doringo |
Unfortunately, most of the crocodiles didn't believe in vampires. |
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VioletGrendel |
Fortunately, the hand had a handy book explaining all about why you should believe in vampires. What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 42! |
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Mandymom |
Unfournately, not all of the crocodiles were literate Grendels aren't so bad, but I love Ettins! They're adorable! The complexity of creatures is quite amazing. |
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punkmogwai |
Fortunately there was also an audiobook. |
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Lodestar Doringo |
Unfortunately, the crocodiles did not understand any civilised language. |
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VioletGrendel |
Fortunately, the audiobook was read in lingua vulgaris, which, as everyone knows, is as far from civilisation as any language can get. What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 42! |
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Lodestar Doringo |
Unfortunately, the voice recording was so hilariously low quality that nobody was sure if it was even close to possible to understand. |
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althalus99 |
Fortunately, a nearby bush spontaneously caught fire, changing the direction of the story. Viva las Vegas - or not, it's up to you. |
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 Peppery One Papriko |
Unfortunately, the bush caught fire because of the audiobook malfunctioning and going up in flames. Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... |
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Lodestar Doringo |
Fortunately the bush was pruned, making it burn for a shorter period of time. |
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Patient Pirate ylukyun Manager |
Unfortunately, the entire fire department came to put out the fire, and there was nobody to save Mr Whiskers the stuck cat. |
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Lodestar Doringo |
Fortunately, the hand is perfect for the job of saving the cat. |
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althalus99 |
Unfortunately, cats are well known for scratching even "normal", everyday hands that are attached to bodies; while the hand did get Mr. Whiskers down, it immediately regretted its generosity. Viva las Vegas - or not, it's up to you. |
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Lodestar Doringo |
Fortunately, Mr. Whiskers has a secret ritual where it always tries to bury it's waste directly above a hidden pile of gold. |
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VioletGrendel |
Unfortunately, the hand didn't know that, the ritual being a secret one. What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 42! |
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Lodestar Doringo |
Fortunately, there's more to life than gold and jewels. |
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Patient Pirate ylukyun Manager |
Unfortunately, gold and jewels are very useful for paying debts, of which the hand had many. |
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Lodestar Doringo |
Fortunately, currency was much more useful in paying debts than dubious gold and jewels. |
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Patient Pirate ylukyun Manager |
Unfortunately, the hand had none of that either. |
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Lodestar Doringo |
Fortunately, the hand's real-world counterpart had a job. |
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Patient Pirate ylukyun Manager |
Unfortunately, they got fired for stealing office supplies and photocopying their butt. |
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Lodestar Doringo |
Fortunately, the hand's real-world counterpart had a jobseekers allowance to tide him/her over while he/she looked for a new job. |
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althalus99 |
Unfortunately, the hand's real world counterpart wondered if it existed one day and, due to a moment of doubt, suddenly phased out of reality. Viva las Vegas - or not, it's up to you. |
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Lodestar Doringo |
Fortunately, the hand left the game paused. |
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Patient Pirate ylukyun Manager |
Unfortunately, there was now no-one to unpause the game. |
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Lodestar Doringo |
Fortunately, the hand had a macro rigged to unpause the game if he/she wasn't back in more than 2 hours. |
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