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althalus99
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10/30/2016 | |
Unfortunately, as soon as the game unpaused, the hand was still in crippling debt and its real-world, jobseeker's allowance-claiming counterpart had ceased to exist.
Viva las Vegas - or not, it's up to you. |
Patient Pirate
ylukyun
Manager
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11/3/2016 | |
Fortunately, a burglar broke into the house and inexplicably started playing the game. |
Lodestar
Doringo
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11/3/2016 | |
Unfortunately, the burglar had no idea how creatures was mean't to be played. |
althalus99
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11/4/2016 | |
Fortunately, this played out in the hand's favour as, instead of looking after the Norns and performing scientific experiments, the hand got to experience some first class R'n'R.
Viva las Vegas - or not, it's up to you. |
TheDrunkenNorn
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11/5/2016 | 1 |
the burglar was so intrigued by this wonderful new game full of artificial life that he stole the computer AND game, setting it up in his own house to enjoy; effectively kidnapping the hand AND leaving the hand's real life counterpart in an even more perilous, dire financial situation due to the lack of a computer that he had bought using...
A LOAN!!!!!!
AND THE COMPUTER HAS NO WARRANTY!!!!!!!
The Burglar became the new owner of the hand and the Creatures game it resided in. This burglar's name is Ricky Montrey. Due to the healing factor serum that he had stolen (and used) from the secret facility Helion X (located on the north pole), Ricky Montrey heals any wounds inflicted upon him. He lives in secret in an underground bunker built beneath an apartment that he rents. Ricky Montrey is on the run from the government, and he steals things to keep himself going (as he is a master thief). Creatures was the only moment of reprise he had in his long months of running from the law and scavenging for food. He steals all of these things for his daughter, Terese Montrey, who is very sickly, and needs 10 billion dollars to receive medical treatment to live. Ricky doesn't have much time, but Creatures has grabbed his attention... Creatures is his kryptonite, his island of the Lotus Eaters that, like Odysseus, would threaten to keep him there forever. Ricky is now addicted to Creatures, which may put his daughter in peril...
That cute little bugger in my avatar is <UnNamed> from my Creatures 2 Wolfling Runs! Click here if you'd like to know more. |
Lodestar
Doringo
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11/5/2016 | |
Fortunately, a backup of the same world existed on the creatures game of a completely different person, who lived in a completely different place and wasn't in a financial crisis or at risk of comic-book burglars breaking in. Currently the game is running with the hand being operated. |
Patient Pirate
ylukyun
Manager
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11/5/2016 | |
Unfortunately, that did nothing to help poor little Terese Montrey, who had a very rare disease called Reversitis that slowly turns the victim inside out. |
Lodestar
Doringo
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11/5/2016 | |
Fortunately, the new hand is completely oblivious to such events. |
Shoy
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11/7/2016 | |
Unfortunately, a Reversitis pandemic is ravaging the world and the new hand's operator has contracted the disease. |
Patient Pirate
ylukyun
Manager
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11/8/2016 | |
Fortunately, eradicating the once-rare disease has become a top priority in the medical community, and leading scientists from around the world are working on a cure. |
Lodestar
Doringo
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11/8/2016 | |
Unfortunately, all elves are allergic to the cure. |
TheDrunkenNorn
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11/9/2016 | 1 |
Ricky Montrey had been working on getting the cure for his daughter (And thus the world) for some time now. Finally, he had done it. First, he stole the scientists' ideas for the cure, and then the cure itself. It was so easy! The cure was in the ink used in writing the United States' Declaration of Independence, of which Ricky Montrey had heisted in a previous gig, replacing it with a fake duplicate bought from the gift shop. With the Declaration of Independence ground up into a powder, Ricky discovered a cure that saved millions. Ricky Montrey's crimes were forgiven, and he was found to be a hero. His daughter was saved. In his honor, Creatures 4 was developed especially for him. He had a new hand, one that wasn't afflicted by any problems or troubles.
So begins the legacy of Ricky Montrey... master thief, savior of the galaxy, and Creatures Fanboy.
That cute little bugger in my avatar is <UnNamed> from my Creatures 2 Wolfling Runs! Click here if you'd like to know more. |
Lodestar
Doringo
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11/9/2016 | |
Unfortunately, vicious creatures live in this crocodile infested swamp that aren't crocodiles. Mr. whiskers sure was taking a huge risk strolling around here! |
Patient Pirate
ylukyun
Manager
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11/9/2016 | |
Fortunately, Mr. Whiskers, having been one of those affected by Reversitis, had been given the cure. As a side effect of the cure, he was now immune to damage from both the vicious creatures and the crocodiles. |
Lodestar
Doringo
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11/25/2016 | |
Unfortunately, while our hand and Mr. Whiskers were messing around in the swamp, our protagonists are still waiting for the hand back at the solar farm. |
althalus99
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11/28/2016 | |
Fortunately, the hand and Mr. Whiskers went and met the protagonists at the solar farm.
Viva las Vegas - or not, it's up to you. |
Patient Pirate
ylukyun
Manager
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11/29/2016 | |
Unfortunately, they were denied entry to the solar farm by WHO officials, who had quarantined it. A side effect of the Reversitis cure was decreased resistance to the deadly Alpaca Flu (unrelated to alpacas, despite its name) and the solar farm was ground zero of a new outbreak that, if not contained, could potentially kill millions. |
Lodestar
Doringo
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12/4/2016 | |
Fortunately, the creatures could simply just ask the hand to export them and then reimport them in order to bypass quarantine. |
althalus99
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12/4/2016 | |
Unfortunately, the hand complied and they were infected with Alpaca Flu.
Viva las Vegas - or not, it's up to you. |
Lodestar
Doringo
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12/7/2016 | |
Fortunately, only half of the creatures had contracted Alpaca Flu from the quarantined solar farm. |
althalus99
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1/16/2017 | |
Unfortunately, the creatures which HAD contracted Alpaca Flu were now Piers Morgan. All of them. Every single one had turned into a clone of Piers Morgan.
Oh, the horror!
Viva las Vegas - or not, it's up to you. |
Lodestar
Doringo
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2/25/2017 | |
Fortunately, the Piers Morgan clones no longer carry Alpaca Flu, or any other kind of disease for that matter. |
Lollipop Lord
C-Rex
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3/27/2017 | |
Unfortunately, the Piers Morgan clones all decided to make Twitter accounts and declared the original Piers Morgan their god. |
Lodestar
Doringo
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4/4/2017 | |
Fortunately, enough people followed it for it to become memetic and accidentally referred to him as "Morgan Freeman", causing people to declare Morgan Freeman as their god (jokingly). |
Patient Pirate
ylukyun
Manager
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4/5/2017 | |
Unfortunately, Morgan Freeman himself didn't realize that it was a joke and, believing people actually worshipped him as a God, went mad with power. |
Lodestar
Doringo
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4/5/2017 | |
Fortunately, this allowed him to easily star in Bruce Almighty, filling the role of God. |
althalus99
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5/15/2017 | |
Unfortunately, there was still an army of Piers Morgan clones in the world.
Viva las Vegas - or not, it's up to you. |
Lollipop Lord
C-Rex
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5/16/2017 | |
Fortunately an army of rabid, winged kittens suddenly appeared from nowhere and destroyed them all. |
Tea Queen
Laura
Administrator
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5/16/2017 | 1 |
GAME OVER - Time to open a new thread! |
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