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VioletGrendel
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7/30/2016 | |
Unfortunately, the hand was just a hand, and so had nowhere to wear a hat.
What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
42!
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punkmogwai
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7/30/2016 | 1 |
Fortunately, he wore a tin-foil glove instead. |
Lodestar
Doringo
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7/31/2016 | |
Unfortunately, the side effects of the de-hex ricocheted from hat to hat, hat to glove and glove to hat in a violent cycle. |
VioletGrendel
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8/2/2016 | |
Fortunately, this blew the hand out of the danger zone.
What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
42!
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Lodestar
Doringo
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8/2/2016 | |
Unfortunately, this blew him into the no-hands zone. |
VioletGrendel
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8/3/2016 | |
Fortunately, all that happened was that he bounced out of the no-hands zone.
What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
42!
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Mandymom
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8/3/2016 | |
Unfourntately he fell into the water with a hungry shark.
Grendels aren't so bad, but I love Ettins! They're adorable! The complexity of creatures is quite amazing. |
Lodestar
Doringo
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8/4/2016 | |
Fortunately the hand is impossible to eat, as proven by every norn, grendel, geat, ettin, beast, pest, plant, weed and critter that has ever tried to devour it. |
VioletGrendel
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8/4/2016 | |
Unfortunately, the shark was a cyborg.
What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
42!
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TheDrunkenNorn
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8/4/2016 | |
Fortunately, the hand knows kung-fu, as learned by slapping a millenia of Norns.
That cute little bugger in my avatar is <UnNamed> from my Creatures 2 Wolfling Runs! Click here if you'd like to know more. |
punkmogwai
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8/4/2016 | |
Unfortunately, the shark also knew kung-fu. |
Lodestar
Doringo
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8/4/2016 | |
Fortunately, the hand cannot feel pain whilst the shark can. |
Code Monkey
evolnemesis
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8/6/2016 | |
Unfortunately, kung fu moves don't work well underwater.
"For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love."
"We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan |
Lodestar
Doringo
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8/6/2016 | |
Fortunately, being underwater has seemingly no effect on the hand, as it moves just as fast in water as out of it. |
VioletGrendel
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8/15/2016 | |
Unfortunately, the shark had a friend called Kris the Karate Octopus.
What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
42!
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Lodestar
Doringo
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8/16/2016 | |
Fortunately, Kris did not like to fight senselessly. |
Peppery One
Papriko
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8/16/2016 | |
Unfortunately, it did not take much of a justification for him to consider fighting sensible.
Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... |
Lodestar
Doringo
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8/16/2016 | |
Fortunately, Kris has a terrible sense of direction and got lost trying to find his shark friend, as the sea is a very large place. |
VioletGrendel
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8/19/2016 | |
Unfortunately, the shark went looking for him.
What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
42!
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Lodestar
Doringo
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8/19/2016 | |
Fortunately, while the shark was distracted the hand left the situation behind. |
althalus99
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8/22/2016 | |
Unfortunately, the hand was also lost as the sea is still a very big place.
Viva las Vegas - or not, it's up to you. |
punkmogwai
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8/23/2016 | |
Fortunately, a ship was passing by. |
VioletGrendel
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8/23/2016 | |
Unfortunately, it was a pirate ship.
What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
42!
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althalus99
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8/26/2016 | |
Fortunately, the pirates were all incredibly stupid.
Viva las Vegas - or not, it's up to you. |
VioletGrendel
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8/27/2016 | |
Unfortunately, that didn't stop them being malicious.
What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
42!
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Lodestar
Doringo
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8/27/2016 | |
Fortunately, the hand had favourite places to help it get back to where it needs to be. |
althalus99
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8/27/2016 | |
Unfortunately, the pirates - in their incredible stupidity - had deleted all entries from the Favourite Places list.
Viva las Vegas - or not, it's up to you. |
VioletGrendel
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8/28/2016 | |
Fortunately, the hand got sent some new ones by a friend.
What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
42!
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Lodestar
Doringo
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8/30/2016 | |
Unfortunately, they were arranged in such a way that they would be difficult to get used to, as hands are infamous for being creatures of habit. |
althalus99
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8/31/2016 | |
Fortunately, the pirates - in their stupidity, once again - had neutralised themselves by deciding to have a bonfire on the main, dry deck of the ship.
Viva las Vegas - or not, it's up to you. |
VioletGrendel
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9/3/2016 | |
Unfortunately, that meant that the hand fell in the shark-infested water again.
What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
42!
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Patient Pirate
ylukyun
Manager
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9/3/2016 | |
Fortunately, the shark's cybernetics malfunctioned. |
Lodestar
Doringo
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9/3/2016 | |
Unfortunately, this triggered the shark's self destruct mechanism, which was designed to destroy everything in the radius if it suspects tampering from outside sources. |
althalus99
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9/15/2016 | |
Fortunately, the robo-sharks were designed by the late, incredibly stupid pirates; the shark's self-destruct method was thermite based; thermite does not burn underwater.
Viva las Vegas - or not, it's up to you. |
Peppery One
Papriko
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9/16/2016 | 1 |
Unfortunately, this fact was scientifically inaccurate. Due to already containing it's own oxygen, thermite does not need any extra air to react and indeed does burn (though not explode) underwater or even in space.
Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... |
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