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 Code Monkey evolnemesis  |
Unfortunately, the medication's effects didn't just get rid of their fear of clowns... it turned it into a murderous rage! (and also had a side effect of increasing the zombies' already problematic body odor...) "For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love." "We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan |
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 VioletGrendel |
Fortunately, there was a mass sale of deodorant next door, along with free anger management therapy. What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 42! |
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 Patient Pirate ylukyun Manager |
Unfortunately, the deodorant was designed for living beings and reacted very badly with the zombies' skin, causing worse body odor and an extremely bad rash. |
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 Tartan Badger Hellfrozeover  |
Fortunately, it also disabled the zombies' sense of smell. DUNDUNDUUUUUN! |
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Code Monkey evolnemesis |
Unfortunately, the anger management therapist had quite a good sense of smell, and could not bring themselves to get anywhere close enough to the zombies to be able to counsel them. "For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love." "We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan |
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Patient Pirate ylukyun Manager |
Fortunately, they were able to conduct the therapy sessions over Skype. |
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 HavenHerbaven |
Unfortunately, the zombies forgot they're Skype password. Herb |
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 Peppery One Papriko |
Fortunately, they have logged into skype previously on that PC, so it still had the PW saved and automatically logged them in. Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... |
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Patient Pirate ylukyun Manager |
Unfortunately, the PC exploded. |
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HavenHerbaven |
Fortunately they had lots of glue and the PC pieces. Herb |
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VioletGrendel |
Unfortunately, it was only cheap glue, and electricity soluble. What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 42! |
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Code Monkey evolnemesis |
Fortunately, they had managed to save the hard drive, and installed it into their other computer. "For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love." "We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan |
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 hedjeroo |
Unfortunately, the other computer was infested with malware, thanks to their parents' habit of clicking every single pop-up and not running antivirus or an ad blocker. |
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 Wee Scrivener Trell |
Fortunately, they found a free trial for an antivirus software. Trell "Holy crap in a casket!" |
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Patient Pirate ylukyun Manager |
Unfortunately, that "antivirus software" was also malware. |
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Peppery One Papriko |
Fortunately, a computer guru came along and fixes the computer for them. Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... |
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Patient Pirate ylukyun Manager |
Unfortunately, the computer guru was eaten by the zombies on the way out. |
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VioletGrendel |
Fortunately, he had already fixed the computer. What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 42! |
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Patient Pirate ylukyun Manager |
Unfortunately, he was a widower with 9 kids, who were now orphaned. |
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VioletGrendel |
Fortunately, there was a friendly sorcerer wandering around, who resurrected him and restored the zombies to normal dragon-, yettin-, elephant- and pterodactylhood. What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 42! |
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Wee Scrivener Trell |
Unfortunately, now they all had the permanent aftertaste of diet soda in their mouths as a result from the spell. Trell "Holy crap in a casket!" |
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Patient Pirate ylukyun Manager |
Fortunately, they were able to mask the taste by chewing gum. |
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VioletGrendel |
Unfortunately, the gum stuck their teeth together. What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 42! |
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Wee Scrivener Trell |
Fortunately, one of them was a dentist. Trell "Holy crap in a casket!" |
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HavenHerbaven |
Unfortunately, there was nothing the dentist could do. Herb |
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Wee Scrivener Trell |
Fortunately, he had floss with him so they could floss the gum out. Trell "Holy crap in a casket!" |
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Patient Pirate ylukyun Manager |
Unfortunately, there was only 1/2 an inch of floss left. |
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VioletGrendel |
Fortunately, there was a dental specialist's shop just over the road. What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 42! |
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Patient Pirate ylukyun Manager |
Unfortunately, a very large herd of very large elephants had dropped dead in the middle of the road, making it impossible to cross. |
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Wee Scrivener Trell |
Fortunately, they were able to climb over them. Trell "Holy crap in a casket!" |
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Patient Pirate ylukyun Manager |
Unfortunately, they all caught the horrible disease that the elephants had died of. |
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Peppery One Papriko |
Fortunately, that was a new strain of the zombie virus without the stupidity and the craving for brains, but still having the impressive almost-invulnerability. Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... |
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Patient Pirate ylukyun Manager |
Unfortunately, this new strain of the virus also kills sufferers within 48 hours. |
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VioletGrendel |
Fortunately, there was a cure. What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 42! |
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Patient Pirate ylukyun Manager |
Unfortunately, the cure caused retrograde amnesia, and everyone forgot who they were. |
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