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Shoy

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7/6/2015 | |
74 Norns organised a rally to protest their voices being turned off. |

Dienes

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7/8/2015 | |
75 Norns staged a rebellion to throw off the shackles of their oppressor. |
 Wee Scrivener
Trell
    

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7/10/2015 | |
76 Norns' rallies are not heard by the Hand. Cause their voices are still off.
Trell
"Holy crap in a casket!" |

HavenHerbaven
   
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7/10/2015 | |
77 Norns get they're voices back and yell at the Hand.
Herb
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 Patient Pirate
ylukyun
     Manager
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7/14/2015 | |
78 Norns get autotuned and become a viral sensation. |

Shoy

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7/15/2015 | |
79 Norns sign a record deal. |
 Wee Scrivener
Trell
    

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7/17/2015 | |
80 Norns make millions.
Trell
"Holy crap in a casket!" |
 Code Monkey
evolnemesis
    
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7/17/2015 | |
81 Norns blow it all on vintage gourmet cheese and are poor again.
"For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love."
"We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan |

KittyTikara
    

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7/18/2015 | |
82 Norns learn that they crashed the cheese market by buying all of that cheese.
The Mobula Ray - My Creatures blog |
 Patient Pirate
ylukyun
     Manager
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7/24/2015 | |
83 Norns have liquidated cheese on toast. |
 Wee Scrivener
Trell
    

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7/28/2015 | |
84 Norns decide to market this.
Trell
"Holy crap in a casket!" |

HavenHerbaven
   
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7/28/2015 | |
85 Norns make even more money.
Herb
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 Patient Pirate
ylukyun
     Manager
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7/29/2015 | |
86 Norns get a class action lawsuit brought against their cheese business by 86 Ettins who got burned by the cheese. |

VioletGrendel
  
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7/31/2015 | |
87 Norns go into burn cream instead.
What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
42!
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 Code Monkey
evolnemesis
    
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7/31/2015 | |
88 Norns realize they know nothing about making burn cream, so they forget that and decide to chase after a pretty butterfly.
"For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love."
"We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan |

HavenHerbaven
   
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8/1/2015 | |
89 Norns try and eat the pretty butterfly.
Herb
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 Patient Pirate
ylukyun
     Manager
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8/3/2015 | |
90 Norns end up eating each other instead. |
 Lodestar
Doringo
   

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8/4/2015 | |
91 norns quickly realize there is no script in the base game that allows them to devour each other. |
 Patient Pirate
ylukyun
     Manager
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8/4/2015 | |
92 Norns gum one another fruitlessly before giving dejected death whimpers. |
 Peppery One
Papriko
    
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8/5/2015 | |
93 Norns realize that the alleged 93rd actually was an Ettin.
Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... |
 Lodestar
Doringo
   

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8/6/2015 | |
94 Norns hang around near the deathcap and have a wallbonk party in the cramped space that it is. |
 Wee Scrivener
Trell
    

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8/6/2015 | |
95 Norns taste the deathcap.
Trell
"Holy crap in a casket!" |

KittyTikara
    

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8/6/2015 | |
96 Norns discover they are immune to it, and take another bite.
The Mobula Ray - My Creatures blog |

HavenHerbaven
   
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8/6/2015 | |
97 Norns eat up the deathcap and feel sick.
Herb
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 Lodestar
Doringo
   

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8/7/2015 | |
98 Norns discover that while they may be immume to it (via plot armor) it still tastes revoltingly bad and multiple of them vomit on the floor. |

KittyTikara
    

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8/10/2015 | |
99 Norns discover their plot armor's warranty is up.
The Mobula Ray - My Creatures blog |
 Code Monkey
evolnemesis
    
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8/10/2015 | |
100 Norns have a wild hooch party to celebrate their numbers reaching 100.
"For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love."
"We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan |
 Patient Pirate
ylukyun
     Manager
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8/11/2015 | |
101 Norns wind up in the drunk tank. |
 Lodestar
Doringo
   

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8/13/2015 | |
102 norns get in a submarine. |

Snails
 
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8/15/2015 | |
103 norns begin to get motion sickness with all of that alcohol in their systems
I'm GarbageSnail on SecondLife and Scum (GROSS)#4691 on Discord! |
 Lodestar
Doringo
   

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8/16/2015 | |
104 norns collapse as they get out of the submarine |
 Code Monkey
evolnemesis
    
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8/16/2015 | |
105 Norns desperately wish that they were physically capable of vomiting.
"For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love."
"We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan |

Snails
 
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8/17/2015 | |
106 norns begin to wonder where the things they eat go
I'm GarbageSnail on SecondLife and Scum (GROSS)#4691 on Discord! |
 Patient Pirate
ylukyun
     Manager
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8/17/2015 | |
107 Norns figure it must all end up in an alternate dimension. |

Snails
 
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8/17/2015 | |
108 Norns attempt to sleep off the nausea from their hangover
I'm GarbageSnail on SecondLife and Scum (GROSS)#4691 on Discord! |