Creatures Caves

Okay, this is an idea I had and decided it had to happen. So, without further ado...

Chapter One

Xander the Shee lived up to the typical Shee stereotype - the sort of person who invents the wheel by mistake whilst trying to think of a better way to brew tea - in other words, slightly clumsy, accident prone and very likely to fall into any traps laid for them...

"Systems activated." The Computer said. Xander was using a voice dictation program, so rather than typing it, he said "Oh, goodie, let's get going! Now commencing 'Project
Sheenorn!' The computer was packed full of AI and AL, so it was able to help with the project.
"Ah, yes," it said, "You mentioned it yesterday. Now it won't be as simple as just splicing some of your DNA with that of a Norn."
"Why not?" Xander asked. The Computer began displaying diagrams and a comparison of a Norn's and a Shee's body.
"A Shee's brain is dedicated to intelligence," The Computer began,
"Not genetic strength. The Shee were the first species on Albia and therefore their species was in no real danger with no interspecies mating competition and therefore while they were practically born geniuses their-"
"Genetic material was very weak." Xander finished. He then continued: "And while a Norn is as thick as a-" he paused for a moment "planet, having been created out of raw material their-" This time The Computer finished off, with "Genetic material was very strong." Suddenly a message flashed up on the screen reading 'CLICK HERE FOR FREE CURSORS!'
Xander's hand darted to the mouse.
"NO, XANDER, DON'T DO IT!" The Computer yelled, but it was too late. Another message flashed up on the screen reading 'Warp Open' and the screen swirled and started to turn into a warp opening! Xander felt himself being sucked in and he could hear faint voices yelling 'We did it!' and 'Team CC for the win! The last thing Xander screamed before being sucked in was "Computer, forget about my tea!"