Dummy Portal C3DS Malkin | 12/7/2011
If your norns recommend each other 'push portal' when they're crowded, this is the agent for you!
The Dummy Portal functions when the warp is off and gives creatures the same stimuli as a regular portal. It also gives any creature within earshot of the portal a slight decrease in crowdedness, anger and fear and a slight increase in loneliness.
Now your Chichis can experience the thrill of whizzing through the Warp without leaving the comfort of your own Norn Meso!