Dear Laura,
All of my friends have been jumping in the piranha pool! Should I do it? It seems cool!
- Confused Norn
Dear Confused Norn,
Notice how your friends didn't clamber back out afterwards and the sudden scattering of bones? Obviously not. Well, I'm not about to lie to you. It's a sad fact to accept, but your friends have been eaten. Your Hand really should have told you that piranha fish are ferocious, flesh-eating monsters and I strongly suggest that if you like your bones on the inside of your body, you'll keep well away!
- Laura