Dear Laura,
Help me! My brother Norn has been stealing my violin and plucking it! Is there a cure for such a problem!
- Big Norn
Dear Big Norn,
Give him a taste of his own medicine! Steal one of your brother's most prized possessions, say, the 'Xbox', and take it hostage. Then write an anonymous ransom note, using cut-out newspaper letters, threatening to send disassembled pieces of his beloved console through the letterbox, piece by piece, until your violin is safely returned.
- Laura