Dear Laura,
I've become addicted to caffeine, and can't get to sleep. I've barely had two hours of sleep in the past three days... The reason for this is because I started drinking coffee so I could stay awake for my Norns. Should I blame them for it? Please help!
- K'aeloree
Dear K'aeloree,
I sympathise with you, it must be very unsettling to have your daily routine disturbed relentlessly by artificial life forms. Yes, I know it?s your duty to guide your Norns through life and care for them, however, your game has a 'Pause' button for a very good reason, I suggest you use it. And ditch the high caffeine intake; it isn?t doing you any favours. Wean yourself off the coffee by dumping your entire supply into the ocean and switching to hot milk instead. You'll sleep like a baby soon enough.
- Laura