Dear Laura,
I have a world with eight lovely Norns and one hooligan Norn who bullies the others. I am really worried for their safety, I turn my back for a few seconds and it's there hitting them, shouting rude comments such as, "em hate blub, me hit blub". Please what should I do?
- Fushionator
Dear Fushionator,
Time for a much needed lesson on self-defence I think. From now on, every time this Norn decides to bully the others, provide them with some sharp objects and discreetly suggest that they chase him up a tree. Then only agree to let him down safely if he promises to behave. Repeat this process until he turns over a new leaf. He'll soon learn not to mess with a majority!
- Laura