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Dear Laura,
Recently I've noticed strange happenings, both in my Creatures games and in real life. Firstly, some of my Norns have momentarily been missing from the game and then re-appearing again a minute later. Objects from my house go missing and then replicas of the missing objects appear on the game. Then objects from the game go missing, and life-like versions end up in my house. And also, I've been noticing Norn-like shadows out of the corner of my eye. I think the Norns from my game have created a portal from the game into my house and are stealing and transferring/trading goods. Please help!
- Dibble McTibble

Dear Dibble McTibble,
It appears that your Norns have evolved into a clan of budding merchants, or they're just a gaggle of rampant materialists. This is never good news. Don't worry though, for I have developed a cunning plan. Go through the portal yourself so that you're transported into their world. You'll need a cover up of course, I suggest that you disguise yourself as the Hand using a cleverly placed glove; they won't look at you twice. Once there, you can now begin to infiltrate their economy and plunder it by stealing their means of currency; carrots, honey, machinery, anything which could be used to trade with. Congratulations, you've just sunk the population into an economic depression!

They won't be trading for a while I can assure you. Now, it's just a case of stealing your stuff back and returning home safely. As a further precaution, I think that you should destroy the portal, by hacking into the Portal Dispenser and disabling it. The Norns will no longer have access to your home.
- Laura