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Dear Laura,
Who ARE you, and what have you done with our Agony Aunt, Laura?! I know Laura really well, and you aren't her. PLEASE EXPLAIN!
- K'aeloree

Dear K'aeloree,
Never before, during my entire time as the Caves' advice columnist, have I ever come across such an assumption! Had you even bothered to research your claim, you would've discovered that identity theft is the deliberate assumption of another person's identity, usually to gain access to their finances or frame them for a crime. This is certainly not the case here and I strongly suggest that you present me with sufficient evidence before you start making half-hearted accusations. [angry]

- Laura