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Dear Laura,
I am from a very intelligent race of Ettins. One day, when I was experimenting in the Warp, I accidentally got trapped inside! Fortunately, I had my portable T.A.S.L., which stands for "Time and Space Laptop", and was able to contact you here on Earth in the 21st century, I hope. Please, do you have any idea on how to escape the Warp?
- Trapped Ettin

Dear Trapped Ettin,
Being trapped in the Warp is not a very entertaining situation. In order to get out and (hopefully) reach a safe destination, you should reconfigure your T.A.S.L. to open a rift in the Space-Time Continuum. To do this, boot up your T.A.S.L and load the file called 'Notepad.exe'. While the program is running and waiting for your input, reconfigure your clock using the Chocolate Chips-Matrix stored within your cookie jar. When you've done that, enter "There's no place like home..." into Notepad three times and save the file. You should be home faster than you can say "I love Laura and will give her all my cookies!".
- Laura