Dear Laura,
I'm absolutely certain my Norn, Timmy, has a crush on you. He stole the signature that you gave Tiffy, and now carries it around with him, and sleeps with it underneath his pillow. Is having such a crush dangerous? What should I do about it?
- K'aeloree
Dear K'aeloree,
Aw, bless his little heart! On the contrary, I don't think there's anything wrong with having an innocent crush, I'm actually rather flattered! I remember having a crush myself when I was his age; it's perfectly normal and it was bound to happen sooner or later, believe me. I do not object to this crush of his, like I said, I'm flattered, but promise me that you'll keep it under control? You see, as much as I adore Norns, I don't want to find Timmy hiding in the bushes outside my home with a pair of binoculars, it would be very awkward for the both of us. Regarding the stolen autograph, I'd be more than happy to sign one for Timmy, as I think that could prevent any unwanted sibling rivalry.
- Laura