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Dear Laura,
I was wondering if you could tell me why my little sister has adopted a baby Norn, and now insists it is her real life child! She bought a doll for it and a pram; are the Norns trying to break out of the computer and rule the world? Or is it just female broodiness... At the age of seven?
- Sim Freak

Dear Sim Freak,
Well, this has happened before; Norns make women broody prematurely. I wouldn't worry too much, although you might want to watch her around small children, she might want to take them home. I'm afraid you are correct. The Norns have been plotting for World Domination since Creatures 1. There is no hope for lesser morals. As a safety precaution, you'll need to uninstall your Creatures game immediately and destroy any exports you have, or risk them spreading over the internet and causing the world's demise as we know it.

- Laura