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Dear Laura,
Help me! I'm a shiny Mew, but the Norns could care less. They're big bullies, and I'm not allowed to fight back. They've started figuring out how to use Pokemon attacks, and some of them can use dark-type moves! *Shudders* Is there anything I can do to get them to stop? Uh oh, here comes a Norn! AAAHHH-

Norn used Thief!
It's super effective!
Mew's keyboard was stolen!
Mew fainted!

- Distressed Pokemon

Dear Distressed Pokemon,
As much as I'd like to say that my knowledge as an Agony Aunt knows no bounds, I'm afraid my expertise doesn't cover Pokemon attacks, or battles thereof. The most I can suggest is throw cheese at your assailants, but that probably isn't the most tactical of strategies... They'll only eat it and get crumbs all over your keyboard! You'd be much better off consulting Professor Oak about this one.

Ask me about stinger attacks, on the other hand, and I'm your Norn! I could even tell you how to successfully raid their nests for delicious honeycomb.
- Laura