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Dear Laura,
All my friends are getting taller and growing horns, but thanks to my Bondi genetics I'm still a child. Is there any way to speed things up? I'm sick of feeling left out!
- Late Bloomer

Dear Late Bloomer,
Well, look on the bright side! Childhood can pass us by all too quickly, but you've been blessed with more time to enjoy doing the little things that are frowned upon in adulthood. Go on, play the didgeridoo too loudly, hog the giant beach ball, stuff your face with crobsters until your belly hurts, and win at hide and seek because you're still small enough to squeeze into tight spaces! Just think of how jealous your friends will be, when you stand out as the coolest young dude in the group... And they're all sporting grey fur and a limp. [nsmirk]

- Laura