Some trickster broke into the Comms Room and injected one of those strange looking arrows. Now the whole terrarium is walking against the wall, and we can't stop! The Hand is away at some "Tea Convention" and won't be back for a few days. I had to shout at passing creatures just to send you this message, and now the whole ship is walking against this wall! What can we do?
- Rightwalking Rigby
Dear Rightwalking Rigby,
It must be quite a strange arrow, if the entire terrarium is walking against the right wall! Unfortunately, you might have to persist through this ordeal until the Hand returns from its tea convention. It sounds like a rather serious problem, and I don't think it would help if you were to push anything while the Hand is away. You know, this could actually be a prime time to create a new set of group dance moves, such as "Right Walking Riot" or maybe even, "Shuffle to the Right, Right, Right"... Okay, okay, that was cheesy (speaking of cheese, I do hope food is still within your reach!), but seriously! This is the perfect opportunity to make new acquaintances.