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Dear Laura,
God keeps beating me, trapping me with Grendels, making me eat weeds and I'm full of toxins. How should I remedy this situation? Whenever I try to convince him to stop, he just threatens to 'export' me. Is exporting good? Is there alcohol there?
- Slave

Dear Slave,
If you're looking for a better life then I'm afraid your only choice might be to escape! Have you seen those glowing blue portals around the Capillata? Well, you're going to have to take your next opportunity to dive into the nearest one. With any luck, you'll be whisked away to a new world, ruled by a new god, who will most likely be a much kinder ruler. I wish you all the best with your next adventure!
- Laura