I'm having some troubles keeping my Norns happy and not fighting, but whenever I do I cramp up! What can be done for my Norns and me?
- Hurt Hand
Dear Hurt Hand,
Nobody ever said that raising fuzzy little scamps wasn't stressful! Perhaps you need to take a step back and look at the situation from an arm's length. The Stop Slapping Norns agent should calm your charges down a bit, which will give you the breathing space to do something nice for you. Why not treating yourself to a massage to help ease those cramps? Let all your built up tension escape through your fingertips, then be fully pampered with a manicure to finish off. Afterwards you should feel refreshed and relaxed enough to return to your Norns, who should be behaving themselves better!