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Dear Laura,
A plague of Locust Ettins came down the other day, and ate all of my crops! Now what am I going to do for fun?
- One Bored Norn

Dear One Bored Norn,
Some Hands say when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. I'm not sure what you can actually make with bare earth, but it's probably better if you don't drink it. There's so much potential for new crops; perhaps invest in a lemon tree or two, so you can start making the aforementioned lemonade. With time, you can build up an entire enterprise based on lemon-flavoured drinks. It's sure to be a winner. So turn that Locust Ettin plague frown upside down, and start afresh, with a refreshing new business opportunity!
- Laura