Dear Laura,
Carrot Beetle racing isn't safe anymore! My mother died in a freak beetle accident when the beetle flew up her nose! No one knows how that killed her, but now they've banned the sport, and the Carrot Beetles are eating all of the carrots for revenge (turns out they hated racing). What do we do?!
- Why Beetles?
Dear Why Beetles?,
Firstly, my condolences about your mother; what a BEEzarre way to go! Secondly, Carrot Beetles eat carrots because they're Carrot Beetles and they don't care about revenge, they just want to eat carrots! If I were you, I'd cut my losses and take up snail racing instead. They're much easier to overtake, for starters...
- Laura