Dear Laura,
The Hand said it was just going to be gone for a few seconds to install a "patch" and now everything is a mess! I think the Hoverdoc and the dispensers have become sentient! The Quirky Cookie Machine is throwing cookies at Norns, the Lemon Pod is trying to squirt lemon juice in my eye, and the Hand is no where to be seen! Even the Hoverdoc is hovering ominously next to me. What can we do?! Oh no, the Hoverdoc is coming closer! It-
- Connection Lost
Dear Connection Lost,
First and foremost, DON'T PANIC. Get everyone to the Workshop as quick as you can but don't run, you'll only spook the sliding doors. Once you get there, 'push elevator' and lock yourselves in the Containment Chamber; you should be shielded from any flying cookies and demented Hoverdocs in there! While you're waiting for the Hand to rescue your world from disaster and make its repairs, the vendor inside the chamber has plenty of Yarn Fruit, Star Seed and Peking Pie for you to munch on. Just take it easy with that delousing spray though; there's no point in me trying to save you all, for you to then suffocate in a confined space! Don't worry about the Hand's disappearance, I suspect it's just hiding from embarrassment. You'll probably find it'll re-appear as soon as the 'patch' is uninstalled.
- Laura