Dear Laura,
Lately my Hand hasn't had much time for me. It keeps talking about needing to take care of its 'Creatchi'. What is this 'Creatchi' it speaks of? Should I try to push it? Hit it? Maybe even kisspop it? How will I get my Hand to play with me again? I'm so lonely without my Hand always there to tickle me.
- Not a Creatchi
Dear Not a Creatchi,
Oh, how I feel for you. Since you refer to yourself as 'Not a Creatchi' though I can't help but worry that you're focusing too much on what you are not, rather than what you are. Existential angst is never very healthy, especially in young, impressionable creatures like yourself! I think you would benefit from the daily practicing of some T'ai chi, which would have two benefits: Firstly, it will clear your mind and help balance out your negative energy, and secondly, it will add some much-needed 'chi' into your life! Clearly this will make you more attractive to the Hand.
- Laura