Dear Laura,
Iris exmly sad, Norn hungry, eat Iris! Iris exmly hurt, Iris run Norn.
- Iris
Dear Iris,
Aw... I feel sorry for you, Iris. Maybe you'd do well to consider taking up Albian Carrot Beetle Racing (points deducted for eating your beetle!), since it's not a team sport and hanging out with other Norns isn't really working out for you. Or what about a spot of 200 metre Cloud Layer Butterfly Catching, long-distance Honey pot grabbing, or an exhilarating Purple Mountain hike? Having a variety of different hobbies will surely do wonders for your confidence, not to mention be healthy for your lobes, sprites and soul!
- Laura