Help me! I like to spend time with a group of other male Norns but I'm the only one who likes to go Grendel hunting! I asked the other guys in my group of friends to go Grendel hunting to bring back pelts to impress the ladies but they all declined. I want to find something lovely for the apple of my eye, a pretty Bondi lady, and I'm starting to think a Grendel hide might not be the best gift. Do you have any ideas?
- Frustrated Hardman Norn
Dear Frustrated Hardman Norn,
If you really want to encourage your friends to undertake this activity with you then I'd advise making it more fun for them, by integrating things they might enjoy too. Why not suggest turning your hunting trip into an overnight camping adventure, with lemonade and vended muffins? However, if your lady hasn't shown any interest in Grendel hides you might want to consider a slightly more sensitive gift, such as her favourite food or perfume. Never underestimate the power of the tried and tested classics; wining, dining and romancing.