My mate and I -- both lovely Treehugger Norns -- recently had a set of beautiful identical twins... with the heads of Ettins! I have always been faithful and the twins have yet to display signs of preferring heat or going after those... shiny... metal... things ('gadgets'?), but try telling the Mister that! What's happened? Is it my fault? His? And how do I tell him I've never kisspopped one of those icky desert-dwellers?!
- Mother to Ettins?
Dear Mother to Ettins?,
As any Shee will tell you, inter-species breeding isn't possible without a little scientific intervention. So, should your mate have any doubts, just have him take a look at the twins' Creature History to reassure him they're his. It simply happens that 'quirks' can arise from time to time in new eggs, and you are the lucky parents of two of these special offspring. As long as you love and care for them, they should grow up to be as well rounded and content as any other.