My Norns keep leaving the shower turned on and walking away! While the steam provides ideal growing conditions for shitake mushrooms, my hot water bill is MASSIVE. I had to sell a cheese vendor to pay the last one!!! I've had several talks with them, but they don't seem to be getting the message. Thought about turning off the water, but then they would smell horrible (and the Grendels even worse!) so I don't really want to do that. Have you got any other ideas? Please write back soon,
- Albian Hand
Dear Albian Hand,
Your Norns are clearly taking advantage of the amenities and walking their wet paw prints all over you. They need to learn a thing or two about not taking things for granted, otherwise you'll soon run out of cheese vendors with no money left to buy new ones! Round them up when it's next time for a shower and spray them with water from the hose. Repeat this process each day until the lesson is learnt. Luckily for your purposes, ice cold water is free and in plentiful supply, but let's not tell them that.