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Dear Laura,
Being an Ettin, I am without a tail, but I want one so bad! Do you know where I could get one?
- Tailless

Dear Tailless,
Perhaps you should first consider why you want to have a tail. It may be true that Norns flaunt their tails, however it is highly unusual for an Ettin to possess one, and rightly so. In truth, tails are not all they're cracked up to be. Indeed there are times where I envy you! Just imagine not being able to sit comfortably on a chair, or having your bratty little siblings pulling at it because they're bored. [nangry]

If that doesn't put you off then I suppose I can recommend a few substitutes: foxgloves, bluebells, carrots, all of these would make good temporary tails with the aid of some sticky tape. Personally, I'd opt for a carrot; at least then you'd have a handy snack if it ever became too annoying!
- Laura