Dear Laura,
Can you tell me how to reprogram the learning machine? I promise I won't add in any swear words or anti-Hand diatribes...
- Verbose Beowulf Norn
Dear Verbose Beowulf Norn,
Given the circumstances, I think I'd be more worried about anti-Grendel diatribes, but anyway! An Ettin once told me that the blue wire needed to be crossed with the red wire... or was it the yellow wire? Better find a handy engineer among your friends to handle the details, preferably an Ettin! If you aren't being exactly honest about your intentions, at least then you'll have someone else to take the blame! You could well end up teaching the others a load of gibberish, and I'm sure the Hand wouldn't be too pleased with that outcome.
- Laura