Dear Laura,
Uh oh! I think my Hand's gone crazy! It keeps trying to stick its wet finger in my ear and up my nose! I'm hiding in the airlock now, using my homemade laptop to contact you. HELP!
- Tortured Ettin
Dear Tortured Ettin,
Crazy Hand, indeed! Are you sure it didn't drink some hooch when you had your back turned? Since it seems to be in a very questionable state, get yourself out of the airlock quickly! There's no telling if its silly wet finger might accidentally push the button and turn you into nothing more than dust and bones! Fortunately, you already possess a means of escape; your homemade laptop would be the perfect distraction for the Hand, if you can handle its fingers all over it, that is. Better yet, try to lock the Hand away with the laptop. I've heard computers can be addictive, and that should give you some rest from the craziness!
- Laura