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Dear Laura,
We are a group of Grendels who are very concerned about a recent increase in splicer usage, which we have long been opposed to. Not only is this murder, but it is creating a generation of orphaned creatures! How traumatizing to find out you were created like this. Won't somebody please think of the children! Our letter writing campaign of over 10,000 letters has fallen on deaf ears and we write this to you, with our last pencil, asking desperately for some advice. Sincerely, Concerned Grendels for Albia.
- C. G. A.

Dear C. G. A.,
It's certainly tragic to see children grow up without their parents to nurture them during those crucial first minutes. [nsad]

There are some insensitive Hands out there, many of whom just leave the responsibility of their charges' education to the cold, emotionless learning computers. They don't care about who raises the poor neglected mites, misshapen and confused with their place in the world, only about toying with creation itself. To them, it's fun to play Doctor Frankenshee. [nevil]

With so many of the affected having received such a poor upbringing, perhaps the problem you're facing isn't deafness, but poor penmanship? I am confident that if you spare a few moments to teach the orphans how to sharpen a pencil, your campaign will see an increase in support and much better results. Not only will their writing utensils last much longer, but with your shining example to follow, they will surely... write letters.
- Laura