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Dear Laura,
I am a Toxic Norn and every Norn I fall in love with dies from the toxins in my body! All the others avoid me, and the Hand really hates it when other Toxic Norns attempt to breed with me. I've seen some breeds that I have never seen before around and I can't tell which one is suitable for my special needs. Do you know of any other toxic breeds I can crossbreed with?
- Biohazardous Romance

Dear Biohazardous Romance,
What a terrible Hand! If it had a brain located somewhere in those spindly fingers, it would know that Toxic Norns are a unique breed. It must be awkward trying to associate with other breeds, when you're mostly known for your kiss of death! [nsad]

You could take a dip in an antibacterial spray bath before stepping near the other Norns, but I've heard that it burns nostrils and leaves a most decidedly unromantic odour. Although the Hand may object, I believe that fellow Toxic Norns are your best bet for true love and togetherness. In fact, they'll probably enjoy a shared love of your germs! Failing that, the toxins and bacteria that have made your body their home will love you unconditionally until the day you die! And even then, they may love you even more when you turn into a delectable piece of detritus. [nwink]

- Laura