Dear Laura,
You have to help me! I was just floating along, making sure the Norns were behaving, when I heard one of my Norns say "Maybe sacrifice Rain". At first I was just confused, and then I realized, my name is Rain! I'm currently hiding out in the Comms Room, terrified. I don't know who they're going to sacrifice me to, or how, but what should I do? Did I perhaps insult them somehow? Is it possible the Norns are capable of more than I know? Please help me, Laura!
- Rain the Hand
Dear Rain the Hand,
In the future, you may wish to exercise a little extra caution when choosing your creatures' curriculum. In particular, although reading old books may broaden your Norns' horizons, we are fairly certain that tomes of Eldritch lore do not make good bedtime reading material for young creatures. It is likely that your Norns have been dabbling in arcane studies using such a volume, perhaps one such as the dreaded 'Necronornicon' (which translates into nothing less macabre than The Book of Dead Norns). But for now, I fear that your life may be in very grave danger! Perhaps you should change your name, or even better, register a new world! You could probably do with a fresh start anyway; just avoid installing anymore dark and murky metarooms if you wish to retain your sanity!
- Laura