Dear Laura,
     Oh great Treehuggers, you were right, Laura! My Hand has recently returned, and with her she brought two mini-Hands! They were really cute at first, but now they're getting... Handsy. They've been pulling our tails and ears, spanking us and taking our toys. The bigger of the two even tossed old Layla into the pond, and she's drowned! We need to stop the havoc these young Hands are wreaking before someone else is killed, but nothing works. We've tried locking them in the jungle, sending them out the airlock, tossing them into the volcano and for a while we just asked them to go away. The Hand always saves them and then punishes us! We're just trying to save our own lives, but she doesn't seem to understand. What shall we ever do?
- Timmy (Terrified Norn)