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Dear Laura,
My favourite Norn followed me to school today, and even enrolled in several advanced placement classes! Now every other kid thinks he's the greatest thing since the Creatures Caves Forums, and he's at the top of my Algebra class! What should I do?
- Out Shone

Dear Out Shone,
You raise a Norn to be super-intelligent and this is what happens! I think it's about time you showed him who's really the smartest in Albia, don't you? Take him onto The Weakest Link and let him face the wrath of the celebrity Hand, Anne Robinson! Getting lots of questions wrong and being made to walk the humiliating 'Walk of Shame' should cure him of his arrogance!
- Laura