Dear Laura,
My Norn, Lil, is in love with another Norn called Pan. But Pan keeps going off and flirting with other Norns, even though he's supposed to be going out with Lil. She's getting really upset, what can I do?
- Kiz
Dear Kiz,
Take Lil out on a blind date to cheer her up. Get a luxurious Limo COB and buy her a fancy new dress to make her feel special, because she obviously deserves someone better than that I am-the-Shee's-Gift-to-Females Pan.
- Laura