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| Question from Bullied on 1/15/2007 | comment Dear Laura, Dear Bullied, If you're being bullied you must report to your Hand what's going on and it should be able to smooth things over for you. Maybe it could discreetly suggest to the Draconian Norns that it has read the Harlequin Norn Story and won't hestitate to take a leaf out of the Shee's book, by sending them off through a warp portal, if they don't cease and desist. - Laura |
| Question from Dumb Upset Norn on 1/15/2007 | comment Dear Laura, Dear Dumb Upset Norn, Please, I think you might want to sit down before you read any further... You're about to have a baby. You should have been taught about this when you were younger, but that's what can happen when you kisspop another Norn. The normal proceedure, my dear, is to "approach norn home", squat down, close your eyes and PUSH. And get that jerk who kisspopped you to at the very least hold your paw! - Laura |
| Question from Bird Brain on 1/15/2007 | comment Dear Laura, Dear Bird Brain, They come in pretty coloured eggs, dropped from the sky by various storks. Watch out that they don't peck your eyes out! - Laura |
| Question from Bibble Hater on 1/14/2007 | comment Dear Laura, Dear Bibble Hater, Maybe they don't appreciate you being so obnoxious towards them and so they're excluding you from their conversations? Try being nice and give them a few new food and toy COBs if you don't want to be shunned any longer. - Laura |
| Question from Shara on 1/14/2007 | comment Dear Laura, Dear Shara, It hurts me to have to break this to you, but I'm afraid the chapter of Jake's life has reached its tragic finale.  But fear not, because as we speak, his spirit is probably soaring up, high above in the shining moonlight, dancing amongst the Yggdrasil branches which score the sky, as they sway like strings of broken lyres. He is on his way to the blessed Silicon Heaven, where he can enjoy eating all the cheese and honey he likes, free of sickness, and of Grendels. Life will be hard without him, I know, and the pain will never fade entirely; but always remember he is with you, in spirit, if not in body.- Laura |
| Question from Bruin Norn on 1/14/2007 | comment Dear Laura, Dear Bruin Norn, This is just a suspicion of mine, but go and take a visit to Symia's home. If you are greeted by scattered banana skins, when you go in, you'll know who the culprit is.  Might as well take her the cleaning bill for your bedroom carpet too.- Laura |
| Question from Borg Norn on 1/14/2007 | comment Dear Laura, Dear Borg Norn, Our cheese is locked away, we shall not give up its secrets. We shall fight until we can fight no longer, resistance is useless. - Laura |
| Question from Saturn on 1/14/2007 | comment Dear Laura, Dear Saturn, If he is well received by other Norns and considered a gentlenorn (or in this case, a gentlenorndal), you can expect a long, pleasant courtship which might involve romantic walks in the bramboo, heartfelt poetry recitals and moonlight picnics of broiled crobsters and cheese. However, if he's neither of these things then he is a scoundrel and a rotter, and as a well-bred young female, you should take no heed of him. Otherwise your reputation will be tarnished, and one's appearance and conduct is everything. - Laura |
| Question from Nerd Norn on 1/14/2007 | comment Dear Laura, Dear Nerd Norn, Use your higher brain functions to set yourself free with telekinesis and run for your life! Failing that close your eyes and go to your happy place. - Laura |
| Question from Draconian Who Needs a Man on 1/12/2007 | comment Dear Laura, Dear Draconian Who Needs a Man, Firstly, Tammy, I have to say that I'm disappointed that you would fool so many Norns for so long. I hope this teaches you a lesson, because lying is never the right thing to do. I'm sorry, but there isn't much I can do, except advise that you tell them the truth. When you do your real friends will become apparent. As for finding a mate, once you've managed to put this whole silly charade behind you, you will find the right Norn, as I believe there's somebody waiting out there for everyone. You just haven't found him yet. - Laura |
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