My Norns have a soap-opera problem. My one male, Nick, loves a female, Kerry, who's mothered children with twenty random Nornlings so far (none of whom are Nick), and her cousin, Sarah, is in love with Nick's older brother, Chris (who has fathered one of Kerry's children). But Chris is in love with another Norn, Julia, who loves Nick. What should I do?
Hire a camera crew and a producer to write a storyline where Chris "accidentally" gets killed when he's tragically bundled by a mob of Ettins, dressed up in Grendel costumes, at a fancy dress party. The ratings will be higher than that popular Handish cartoon, 'The Simpsons'! Problem solved.