Dear Laura,
Help! I am a female Norn that's just kisspopped a male Norn. After a while, I started to become fat, AND I ATE NOTHING! I became fatter and fatter, and now I'm starting to feel pains. What happened, and what can I do?
- Dumb Upset Norn
Dear Dumb Upset Norn,
Please, I think you might want to sit down before you read any further... You're about to have a baby. You should have been taught about this when you were younger, but that's what can happen when you kisspop another Norn. The normal proceedure, my dear, is to "approach norn home", squat down, close your eyes and PUSH. And get that jerk who kisspopped you to at the very least hold your paw!
- Laura