Dear Laura,
     I am a Norn that wears glasses, has an overbite, and is very very smart. All the other Norns call me names. Just now, I've been tied up and placed in the Grendel jungle, near the egg area, to the jeers of fellow Norns. There are no Grendel's yet, but there is an egg that's making noises. Em really scared. Help!
- Nerd Norn