Dear Laura,
Help! I'm Norndal, everybody in our world is a Grendel or a Norndal. Now, this really cute guy asked me out, but now all the guys are looking at me strangely, and nobody my age is dating. I've already recieved a bunch of flowers with a note from him, outside my apartment in the Norn home. It's flattering, I know, but I'm not sure what he might do if I say yes. Please help me!
- Saturn
Dear Saturn,
If he is well received by other Norns and considered a gentlenorn (or in this case, a gentlenorndal), you can expect a long, pleasant courtship which might involve romantic walks in the bramboo, heartfelt poetry recitals and moonlight picnics of broiled crobsters and cheese. However, if he's neither of these things then he is a scoundrel and a rotter, and as a well-bred young female, you should take no heed of him. Otherwise your reputation will be tarnished, and one's appearance and conduct is everything.
- Laura