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Wee Scrivener
Trell
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12/11/2014 | |
Unfortunately, she was more lost than ever before.
Trell
"Holy crap in a casket!" |
Code Monkey
evolnemesis
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12/12/2014 | |
Fortunately, she didn't have anywhere in particular to go and was feeling quite energetic after her dose of radiation, so she decided it wasn't really that big a deal that she was lost. Instead, she started to enjoy just wandering around and looking at the interesting new place where she found herself. Having never seen modern Japan or any modern cities before, all the huge buildings and bright lights fascinated her.
"For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love."
"We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan |
Patient Pirate
ylukyun
Manager
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12/12/2014 | |
Unfortunately, the people of Japan didn't take so kindly to having a dragon around, believing their nation to be under attack. |
Wee Scrivener
Trell
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12/12/2014 | |
Fortunately, she was able to take to the sky and leave the people in peace.
Trell
"Holy crap in a casket!" |
Code Monkey
evolnemesis
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12/12/2014 | |
Unfortunately, after taking off and reaching a good height, she got hit in the face with a lemon which happened to be randomly flying in the other direction for no particular reason, minding its own business... The impact of the high-speed midair fruit collision stung her snout and caused the lemon to squirt juice directly into her eyes.
"For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love."
"We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan |
Wee Scrivener
Trell
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12/12/2014 | |
Fortunately, it didn't hurt much. Dragons are pretty tough.
Trell
"Holy crap in a casket!" |
VioletGrendel
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12/13/2014 | |
Unfortunately, the lemon got quite annoyed about it all and started zooming around and shouting at her.
What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
42!
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Wee Scrivener
Trell
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12/14/2014 | |
Fortunately, she was faster and could out-fly the lemon.
Trell
"Holy crap in a casket!" |
Slohse
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12/14/2014 | |
Unfortunately, the lemon had many fruit friends, of which the apples formed a barracade and the cantaloupes started bumping into her, giving her various small bruises.
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VioletGrendel
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12/15/2014 | |
Fortunately, the nuts came along and attacked the fruit.
What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
42!
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Code Monkey
evolnemesis
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12/15/2014 | |
Unfortunately, all those angry nuts and fruit flying around and smashing into each other formed into the biggest, meanest, most horrifying, and most inedible holiday fruitcake ever known.
"For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love."
"We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan |
Wee Scrivener
Trell
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12/15/2014 | |
Fortunately, the fruitcake was too heavy and it dropped out of the sky.
Trell
"Holy crap in a casket!" |
Patient Pirate
ylukyun
Manager
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12/16/2014 | |
Unfortunately, it hit a poor innocent Bondi Norn on the head. |
Wee Scrivener
Trell
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12/16/2014 | |
Fortunately, Hathe saw what happened and flew down to help.
Trell
"Holy crap in a casket!" |
VioletGrendel
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12/16/2014 | |
Unfortunately, all the Bondi norn's friends thought she was trying to attack them, and so began hurling beach balls and crobsters at her.
What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
42!
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Code Monkey
evolnemesis
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12/20/2014 | |
Fortunately, the balls didn't hurt her tough dragon hide any more than the fruit did, and the crobsters made a welcome snack. She gave the Bondi a friendly thankful wave.
"For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love."
"We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan |
Wee Scrivener
Trell
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12/20/2014 | |
Unfortunately, she still didn't know where she was going, and was tired of having things lobbed at her from the ground.
Trell
"Holy crap in a casket!" |
VioletGrendel
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12/21/2014 | |
Fortunately, a kindly owl told her of a funfair specially for dragons and she decided to go there.
What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
42!
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Code Monkey
evolnemesis
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12/25/2014 | |
Unfortunately, the funfair didn't have any of her favorite snacks available, and all of the entertainers were really bad.
"For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love."
"We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan |
Slohse
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12/26/2014 | |
Luckily she got prizes from claw machines and mini-games, so she went to the trade-in center to get some nice non-cross buns and a star fruit milkshake.
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VioletGrendel
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12/27/2014 | |
Unfortunately, they were right out of those things. They'd just sold he last one to a hippopotamus.
What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
42!
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Wee Scrivener
Trell
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12/28/2014 | |
Fortunately, there was an equally delicious-looking dragon fruit smoothie on the menu.
Trell
"Holy crap in a casket!" |
VioletGrendel
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12/29/2014 | |
Unfortunately, just before Hathe could get to it a large goat appeared and drank it up.
What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
42!
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Wee Scrivener
Trell
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12/29/2014 | |
Fortunately, there were other things on the menu and indeed other places to eat.
Trell
"Holy crap in a casket!" |
VioletGrendel
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12/30/2014 | |
Unfortunately she was no longer hungry.
What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
42!
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Code Monkey
evolnemesis
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12/31/2014 | |
Fortunately, she just had some trapped air in her stomach, so she belched loudly and her appetite came back.
"For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love."
"We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan |
VioletGrendel
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1/1/2015 | |
Unfortunately this belching offended all the shopkeepers, so that hey wouldn't sell her anything anymore.
What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
42!
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Patient Pirate
ylukyun
Manager
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1/1/2015 | |
Fortunately, she found a delicious looking birthday cake in a nearby dumpster. |
VioletGrendel
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1/1/2015 | |
Unfortunately, it wasn't her birthday.
What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
42!
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Patient Pirate
ylukyun
Manager
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1/1/2015 | |
Fortunately, all the birthday candles had fallen off, making it nothing more than an ordinary (albeit extremely delicious) chocolate cake. |
Wee Scrivener
Trell
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1/1/2015 | |
Unfortunately, it also had all manner of nasty things on it from being in the garbage.
Trell
"Holy crap in a casket!" |
VioletGrendel
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1/2/2015 | |
Fortunately dragons don't mind that sort of thing.
What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
42!
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Wee Scrivener
Trell
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1/2/2015 | |
Unfortunately, neither do hungry seagulls.
Trell
"Holy crap in a casket!" |
Code Monkey
evolnemesis
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1/3/2015 | |
Fortunately, dragons find toasted seagull to be a perfectly acceptable accompaniment to chocolate cake.
"For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love."
"We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan |
Patient Pirate
ylukyun
Manager
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1/3/2015 | |
Unfortunately, the seagulls were suffering from mad seagull disease, which can be transmitted to dragons through consumption. |
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