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'Round they go, the Spam Norns!
See their faces, red and blue 'midst their sweat and chatter
With their collections of eggs! Watch how they grow,
Their life flashing by with every tick!
Gaze, if you will, into their eyes.
See their pain-- do they mean it when they state 'Me friendly'?
'Me push Norn'? Do they, perchance, seek it out themselves
Or the product of haywire instincts in their furry heads?
Witness, if you can bear-- the weeping eyes of the fair maidens.
Like clockwork, they mate, they eat, they rest
Amongst the seething pile of fur and their babes' hard cradles.
Alas! What cruel Shee or Hand would subject
Such creatures to this fate? And yet they continue breathing
Producing their own bretheren by the ket
Never to experience an Albian's life! |
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Quite frankly, I don't know. I've never had one long enough to see how long they actually live, but all I know is that they age to Adult very fast.
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How long do they live?
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