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Wup

Wup



  8/27/2007

Self explanitory! ^_^

<Nago> i saw this sticker
<Nago> that said
<Nago> Got Jesus?
<Nago> and i was thinking
<Nago> got milk? i want a glass of jesus.
<Nago> Jesus h. christ.
<Nago> id like a glass of that.
<Venoman> frothy warm glass-o-christ

FireSlash: Fastest apartment tour EVER.
FireSlash: I'm checking out this rather nicely priced place. Manager (or one of his lackys, not shure) walk me into the apartment
FireSlash: First thing he "points out" is how quiet the rooms are, because of the thick walls
FireSlash: So I shout "CAN ANYONE HEAR ME?!"
FireSlash: I got one "Yeah!" and one "SHUT THE HELL UP I'M WATCHIN' JUDGE JUDY"


ps. I haven't played Monster Raannnrrrnnchhdoggy
 
ChiChi234

ChiChi234



  8/28/2007

I was playing WoW today, and I was acting foolish with some of my guildmates. There's a reason why my in-guild nickname is "Goofus"! (For the record, I'm a Tauren, a race based on the Minotaur of Greek myths.)

<Hanging around being bored>

Palmtree: Wanna do a dungeon?
Me: Naw.
Palmtree: You're so lazy.
Me: I'm not lazy, I'm- Hey Urksho, would you be so kind as to finish my sentence?
*Everyone answers with "lol"*

<After a Roleplaying session>

Urksho: You roleplay well, but you fail the grammar test bigtime.
Me: Me, fail the grammar test? That's unpossible!
*Everyone answers with "lol"*

<During a dungeon run>

Urksho: Human alert! Human alert! (we're bitter enemies with humans)
Human: *kills something we were having trouble with*
Me: Well, surprise surprise! A human who doesn't want a steak dinner courtesy of my dead corpse!
*Everyone answers, you guessed it, with "lol"*


Eem Angry! Eem hit next poster!
 
Dreamnorn

Dreamnorn



  8/28/2007

This was a real laugh:

Ettinfreak: Want to drink some milk?
Me: Sure! *pours milk*
Me: ...
Me: ...You know, the more you think about things, the weirder they seem.
Ettinfreak: ...What does that have to do with milk?
Me: For example, why do we drink milk? *Ettinfreak nods head* Who was the first guy who first saw a cow and said, "I'll drink whatever comes out of these thingies when I squeeze them?" Is that not weird, little brother?
Ettinfreak: ...Suddenly, I'm not so thirsty.
Parents and I: *LOL*

Hawksight



 
Wup

Wup



  8/28/2007

<Dunrick> My iq is 20/20

<jeebus> the "bishop" came to our church today
<jeebus> he was an impostor
<jeebus> never once moved diagonally

<Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.

<Sonium> someone speak python here?
<lucky> HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
<lucky> SSSSS
<Sonium> the programming language

<BombScare> i beat the internet
<BombScare> the end guy is hard

<zack> my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests

<SaxxonPike> mmm, steak
<SLASHSPIT> you guys don't respect the environment, do you?
<SaxxonPike> I respect a good dinner
<SLASHSPIT> how can you eat that? cows are like one of the largest contributors of methane gas
<SLASHSPIT> which contributes to global warming and stuff
<SLASHSPIT> so what are you all doing for the environment?
<SaxxonPike> I eat cows

<xchlathx> "Dumbledore returns from the dead and declares it to be hammertime, Harry proceeds to break it down, Voldemort is unable to touch this."


ps. I haven't played Monster Raannnrrrnnchhdoggy
 
Draconorn

Draconorn



  8/30/2007

This is a hilarious one from TOCAF.
It's a crack up! XD

Thingy: You know, somewhere under all this insanity we might still be sane- are you eating my shoe?

Dark Thingy: Mybwe....

 
Wup

Wup



  9/2/2007

This isn't from a chatrom, but from The Fairly Odd Parents. My friends helping out at the dog show (see the TV show game topic) got a kick out of it. We're Girl Scouts, you see.

(Mark is at the White House for a reason I can't remember... I'm a failure to geeks everywhere! *cries*)
Mark: I am Mark, prince of Eugopotania! I have come to take over the world!
*sees muscular guards*
Mark (nervously): Uh, I mean, a harmless Girl Scout! Who wants cookies?!?


ps. I haven't played Monster Raannnrrrnnchhdoggy
 


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