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scoota94

scoota94



  1/25/2010

Thanks! But you may notice that it is based oon a joke in our world :)

Don't be worried about who is right, Just follow you heart...
 
SpringRain

SpringRain



  1/26/2010

Hmm...no, I can't say I know that many jokes sadly. I haven't got anything to compare it to. Lol.

I'm back after 11 years. Holy dooley!
 
Papriko
Peppery One

Papriko



  2/19/2010

Okay, this one is for Coders!

Did you never ask yourself how many times you are more intelligent than a Norn? Well, I did and tried to find it out with CAOS...
setv va00 game "Hand's IQ"
setv va01 game "Norn's IQ"
divv va00 va01
After trying this code did the CAOS console answer with this:
Division by Zero ... 01 game "Norn's IQ" {@}divv va00 va01
...


Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis...
 
ratkinzluver33

ratkinzluver33



  5/23/2010

I suck at coding does that mean we're more idiotic then a norn?

Anyways I might aswell tell a joke! Or a humorus conversation between norns.
This is based on a real conversation my norns had!

Sally: Sally bored
Sam: Maybe hit elevator sally
Sally: Sally dislike sam sally hit norn
Sam: Sam love sally

Yes, it is indeed a "What in Albia is my norn thinking!?" situation!


~Ratty <3
 
Mousienorn

Mousienorn



  1/31/2011

That was realy funny! Good job!

;) Nornz Rule! "I'm always watching you. "
The Creatures Clinic
The Norn dating Agency! :)

Make sure to go to the

 
AquaShee

AquaShee



  2/10/2011

A norn, an ettin and a grendel team up to find the three magical springs hidden deep in the Albian forests. After countless adventures, they stumble upon three tall waterfalls, each tumbling into one of three pools. Wonderful rainbows appear in the fine mists caused by the waterfalls, and our three adventurers are awed.

"Yay! These must be the magical springs!" the norn cheers merrily.
"It would seem so, my dear friend." agrees the ettin, marking the location on his map.
The grendel doesn't say anything, looking instead up at the sky. After a few moments, he shoves his ettin friend in the side.
"Oi! Y'know those talking fings? Them doofus critters?"
"You mean the eloquent doozers, who have been passing their knowledge of the Albian language onto us for generations?"
"Yes, them fings. Do they fly? Cuz..."
"I'm afraid doozers cannot fly. Why? What is troubling you, my dim-witted compadre?"
"Well... Not a doofer, cuz it flies."

At this point, the other two creatures look up to see what their grendel friend is talking about, and see a wonderful doozer fairy, spreading fairydust as it greets them with a wave of its wand.
"Yay! Doozer fairy!" screams the Norn excitedly, "Grant us a wish!"
"Very well." the fairy smiles. "If you leap into one of the pools and shout out what you desire most, the pool will be filled with it." With these words, it disappears.

The three creatures huddle together, discussing what they'll wish for.
"I propose that we..." the ettin begins, "Wait, where's norn?"
"Cheeeeeeeese!" *splotch*
"Oh... Well, it seems our friend is happy with his wish. Now it is my turn."
The ettin dusts of his fur a bit, puts his belongings down near a tree and begins to run towards the second pool. "Gadgeeeeets!" *crash* *beep boop whirrrr*

The grendel, however, doesn't know what to wish for yet. He was never the brightest of the bunch, but he didn't want to make a wish as hasty as the norn did, or as boring as the ettin.
He sits down on a rock to ponder, thinking long and hard while the norn swims openmouthed through the piles of cheese and his ettin friend cheers enthousiastically at each new technological discovery.
The sun travels slowly across the Albian skies as the grendel thinks long and hard, his friends having the time of their life. Eventually, he seems to reach a decision. Eyes squint with intent, he gets up and begins to run towards the final pool. "This be it," he thinks to himself, "This be the greatest wish of all, everyone will be so happy..."
Running faster and faster, clawed feet pounding on the soft grass, the grendel reaches the pool, getting ready to jump, muscles bunching beneath his reptile skin as he prepares to shout out his one true desire, for him and every other creature on Albia. Suddenly, right before the jump, his claw gets stuck behind a root sending him tumbling into the pool!
"Oh sh--!"


The Community Scribble: make (y)our own metaroom!
 
KC11

KC11


 visit KC11's website: DragonClawWritings (Tumblr)
  2/23/2011

So there's a norn crawling through the Desert Terrarium....

Do not upset the ugly worm, lest it be a dragon in disguise. (>oo)>

 
Gumbo

Gumbo



  2/25/2011

So a grendel goes swimming in the phirana pool...


in the spring you gotta let the flowers fully blossom

 
Solariana

Solariana



  8/20/2011

rofl. XD

...oops.


Drawing today!
 
Gumbo

Gumbo



  8/20/2011

HEY!
HEY GUYS!

ahem...

What do you call the offspring of a bengal and a treehugger?

ahem...

TIGER WOODS LOL
:D



in the spring you gotta let the flowers fully blossom

 
ylukyun
Patient Pirate

ylukyun

Manager



  8/21/2011

*snort*
 
felinorn

felinorn


 visit felinorn's website: My YouTube Channel
  8/26/2011

So, one day, an Anthropmorphic Fox/Vixen named Aurora Spencer, acquired something in the mail today from her spacefaring friend, Archibald McShane the Aerian. It was a Norn egg. When she read the letter from Arch explaining why he gave her the egg, she got so excited that she hugged and kissed it. The love from her was so great she was an incubator that hatched the egg, and out came a male Bruin Norn.

She named him Victor, and when she went to havest her milk for his bottle (oh yeah, she's that errotic), ten minutes later, she caught him raiding the fridge. The only thing she could say was, "they grow up so fast!"


Creatures, and Civilization? I'll pay good money to have Norns form Nations and Cultures!
 
ColonelJ

ColonelJ



  10/26/2011

OCCUPY ALBIA!

Think about it: 1% of Albia (the Hand) has all the power. Norns are the 99% percent! XD

Anyone else find this humorous? :P


"Through the darkness of future past,
The magician longs to see
One chance out between two worlds:
Fire, walk with me."

 
Gumbo

Gumbo



  10/26/2011

Occupy the Bridge! XD


in the spring you gotta let the flowers fully blossom

 
C-Rex
Lollipop Lord

C-Rex


 visit C-Rex's website: The Norn Nebula
  11/3/2011

What do you call an Ettin with a large bottom? Hugh Jass!

(Sorry if its a bit rude lol)

 
lusewing

lusewing



  11/4/2011

A hand watches it's collection of Norns. One cries out "Amy hungry for starch" other Norns try to offer their suggestions but it is the Hand that gose off and fetches food for the Norns.

A little while later the same Norn cries out again "Amy bored" again the other Norns offer their ideas but Amy doesn't act on any of them and the Hand quickly brings over a ball for her to play with.

Some time later the same Norn complains again "Amy homesick" Frustrated the Hand transports the troublesome Norn back to her terrarium before saying "You must be the stupidest Norn i have ever met"

Amy looks up and smiles "and yet I can make you do what ever I want"

*************

Any one else get the feeling that sometimes WE are the ones being played with?


I know the key to life - liveing
 
C-Rex
Lollipop Lord

C-Rex


 visit C-Rex's website: The Norn Nebula
  8/13/2012

What do you call a singing Ettin? Ettin James!

(Its a reference to the late singer, Etta James)

 
GrayDragonEmily

GrayDragonEmily


 visit GrayDragonEmily's website: Emily's Observations
  8/13/2012

Those fake Shee bones that come with the Poodle Ettins aren't only popular with creatures, they're also popular with the Banshee!

Sorry, I'm not very good at this.


-GrayDragonEmily
 

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