Creatures Caves

that doesn't quite make sense...

Anna Banana, being a resourceful nornette, used her tail to put out Regenshirm's blazes. Regenshirm was going to dance at the comic book shop down the street. A very ugly grendel bride walked into an arcade and suddenly started to play Pokemon Pearl, but unfortunately, Team Galactic game out of the game and got some sushi and choked on it and died.

A mildly astonished very ugly grendel bride sighed and then threw a party because her cheese caught on fire and it became melty and tasty. All her friends came and shouted at the Pikachu Store because it was caught shoplifting a stereo. The punishment was to eat the purple wasabi that came with some rotten sushi and play Twister nonstop for a week. Then The Pikachu store couldn't play twister as it has no arms or legs. The store was sad, so it decided to watch, even though it wasn't the same. Some ettins helped it though and built it some brand new arms and legs. Then EvilSpirit ran around throwing muffins at random bystanders. This proved to be funny to the Pikachu Store. But the muffins tended to explode, because they were teh Evil Blueberry Muffins. They soon decided that they were tired of being evil, so they became Angelic Blueberry Muffins. Eventually, the muffins were eaten by an innocent bystander who was running around screaming "MAH BOI" and stealing food. However, the very ugly grendel bride misheard, and became very jealous. The jealous grendel bride decided to steal all of the food back and hoard it away in the nearby Volcano. Unfortunately, when she arrived, it abruptly erupted. The eruption devastated many nearby villages where the friendly norns were living. They blamed the grendel for the eruption that made music.

The music was ominous, and hurt everyone's ears. If one listened to it constantly, they could go deaf. The norns chased the grendel bride, who was jealously looking for her groom. The grendel bride saw the wide-branched Yggsdrasil, the world tree, up ahead and decided to cut it down. This only distracted the norns to run into it for about ten times, though... The hand soon picked them all up and tossed them into the ocean, screaming "DIE, TREE BONKERS!" The now very angry hand investigated Yggsdrasil's stump. Sleeping in the lee of the stump, It found Link quietly snoring and holding in his hand a magical Clear Spindle. A brown and pink toucan then came out of nowhere screaming something about spirits and how it wanted to give the hand something.

The angry hand said...